The $640 Popsicle, or, My (Medical Insurance) World And Welcome To It!

Old Mother’s Radical Blueprint for Healthcare Reform (2009)   October 2009: Sometimes the best way to deal with something is through humor.  So in the interest of keeping my blood pressure way, way down, I proudly present herewith, heretofore, and

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Mad Lib for a Rapidly Aging Mother

I woke up on Saturday morning.   “_____!”  I exclaimed.  “It’s my  _____ birthday!”  I  ______  into the bathroom to check to mirror.  “Hmm…”  I thought, pulling my _____ up with my fingers.  “Dare I wait another _____ before scheduling that

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Travels With My Mother, or, STUFF My Mom Says

Day 1. 12 p.m. Mom and I blast off from the Chicago suburbs in an ancient Jeep Cherokee which at time of purchase unnamed decades ago seemed gigantic, but in 2012 feels like a clown car, or even a cereal box

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Why Women Write

botticelli's venus with a pencil

So I’m sitting here crying cause I can’t get anything done because there are so many kids running around…some of them not even mine…and I keep having to feed them… especially the ones on the cusp of adolescence. Madeleine L’Engle

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